There were three blondes and they went to the top of a twelve story building. The first blonde jumps off and she dies from the fall. The second blonde does the same and she dies. The third blonde jumps off but somehow she lives. When the police arrive, an officer asks "what were you women thinking?", the blonde replies "we were trying our new maxi-pads with wings."
More Dumb Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes on her shoulders and ask her a question.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swiming pool.