Dumb Blonde Jokes
Why did the blonde climb over the glass door?
To see the other side.
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Why did the blonde have square breasts?!!!
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box before she stuffed her bra!!!!!
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There were three blondes and they went to the top of a twelve story building. The first blonde jumps off and she dies from the fall. The second blonde does the same and she dies. The third blonde jumps off but somehow she lives. When the police arrive, an officer asks "what were you women thinking?", the blonde replies "we were trying our new maxi-pads with wings."
More Dumb Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes on her shoulders and ask her a question.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swiming pool.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Put her in a round room and ask her to find the corner.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to get the chair, one to get the light bulb, one to screw it in.
Two blonds were driving to DisneyLand when they came upon a sign that read "Disneyland Left" ... so they turned around and went back home.
Q: A blond and brunet jump out of an airplane, who hit the ground first?
A: The brunet. The blond had to stop for directions.
Q: Why did the dumb blond drive around the block 47 times?
A: Because her blinker was stuck.
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