It's Sunday morning and the worst snow blizzard of the year. So the old farmer got on his horse and trodded through the storm to church. When he finally arrived, the pastor said, "Oh, you are the only one here. I might as well cancel mass because of the storm." The old farmer said, "Reverand, when I go out to feed the cows ... if there is only one cow, I feed it." This made the pastor feel a bit guilty so he said ok. He gave an extra long sermon to impress the farmer. After the sermon the pastor asked the farmer. "How did you like my sermon?" The old farmer said, "Reverand, when I go out to feed the cows.... if there is only one cow I feed it... but I don't give it the whole darn load."
